during the battle between Harry and Voldemort in the graveyard during the triwizard tournament death eater: *leaning and whispering* does anyone else think its like kind of weird that the dark lord is super hype about being better at magic than a 14 year old death eater 2: be quiet Crudatorious im serious death eater: no i mean I get it its a revenge thing but its like, dark lord is like sixty something right? and he graduated wizard school already. and this kids like a teenager death eater 2: for real Crudatorious he will kill us

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